Caption Contest Voting for June 19th 2009

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Presented once again for your viewing pleasure are the Caption Contest entries for June 19th, 2009

Above is of course the poll that you can all vote in and below is the list of everyone's captions!

Please note that you will be looking for a specific number associated with the best caption to vote for and not a name.

Good luck to all of you! 

Image Credit: Whipped Ass

One - "Ok now... Cough!" 

Two - "Are you sure this is the best way to cure the cramp in my leg?" 

Three -  "Yes my sweet.  This is the new American health care reform. Start begging bitch!"

Four - this little piggy went to market,this little piggy stayed home,and this little piggy went OWEEE,OWEEE OWEEE 

Five - Hold still while I check for lumps; lets start with these! 

Six - "You're not actually a nurse, are you?" 

Seven - Does it hurt when I do this? How about this?

Eight - Recent upgrades to the hospital uniforms have forced a few budgetary cutbacks in other areas. 

Nine - Do you still think this dress makes me look fat? 

Ten - "Well my dear what do you think of the hospitals new detox program?" 

Eleven - I'm sorry I just can't raise a vein anywhere else. 

Twelve - Mummy didnt tell me that ballet lessons were likes this! 

Thirteen - I wish people would read the small print on the insurance form, This is a standard De Sade Medical, so start moaning! 

Fourteen - Say Arghhh 

Fifteen - Nurse: This is the NHS... this is how we treat all our patients!   your other leg will be raised in a minute and you will have to wait for hours for the results! 

Sixteen - Phoebe had to undergo an extensive physical when she returned to the Forum.  

Seventeen - Hmm lets see now is the left tuning and the right volume or vice versa ?  Nurse Ratchet asked mischievously

Eighteen - Oh don't worry, we will have these plumped up shortly, a quart in each should be enough the first time. 

Nineteen - "Now, this special sling will definitely give you a 'leg-up' over the other girls."

Twenty - Assume Fox-TV watching positions ... a little to the left, try lifting your right ... perfect! Now don't move, either of you til Married With Children's over! 

Twenty-one - You're almost ready for your piercings. 

Twenty-two - I almost got it... hang on, I think I can tune in... oh.... that was Radio 4... bugger... hang on... 

Twenty-three - Nurse: Don't worry, with this new stretching routine, you'll be ready for that big day in no time. 

Twenty-four - So this is what they meant when they warned me that the fine tuning knobs were sensitive. 

Twenty-five - Mother told me not to come but i couldn t believe her . . . 

Twenty-six - You put your left leg up, your left leg down... hey, you suck at the hokey cokey, girl. 

Twenty-seven - "Nursing"

Twenty-eight - This little piggy went to market... w/out permission So this other little piggy gets punished 

Twenty-nine - Alice began to have doubts that Nurse Jenny was in fact a real nurse!

Poll Question: Only the best caption wins! Whos is it?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
One	2	[10.00%]
Two	1	[5.00%]
Three	1	[5.00%]
Four	1	[5.00%]
Five	1	[5.00%]
Six	4	[20.00%]
Seven	0	[0.00%]
Eight	0	[0.00%]
Nine	0	[0.00%]
Ten	1	[5.00%]
Eleven	0	[0.00%]
Twelve	0	[0.00%]
Thirteen	0	[0.00%]
Fourteen	1	[5.00%]
Fifteen	0	[0.00%]
Sixteen	0	[0.00%]
Seventeen	0	[0.00%]
Eighteen	0	[0.00%]
Nineteen	1	[5.00%]
Twenty	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-one	1	[5.00%]
Twenty-two	1	[5.00%]
Twenty-three	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-four	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-five	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-six	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-seven	0	[0.00%]
Twenty-eight	1	[5.00%]
Twenty-nine	4	[20.00%]
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phoebe Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Moderator Bondage Ingenue Joined: May-02-2006 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 2513	Quote Reply Topic: Caption Contest Voting for June 19th 2009 Posted: Jul-06-2009 at 12:29
	Presented once again for your viewing pleasure are the Caption Contest entries for June 19th, 2009 Above is of course the poll that you can all vote in and below is the list of everyone's captions! Please note that you will be looking for a specific number associated with the best caption to vote for and not a name. Good luck to all of you! Image Credit: Whipped Ass One - "Ok now... Cough!" Two - "Are you sure this is the best way to cure the cramp in my leg?" Three - "Yes my sweet. This is the new American health care reform. Start begging bitch!" Four - this little piggy went to market,this little piggy stayed home,and this little piggy went OWEEE,OWEEE OWEEE Five - Hold still while I check for lumps; lets start with these! Six - "You're not actually a nurse, are you?" Seven - Does it hurt when I do this? How about this? Eight - Recent upgrades to the hospital uniforms have forced a few budgetary cutbacks in other areas. Nine - Do you still think this dress makes me look fat? Ten - "Well my dear what do you think of the hospitals new detox program?" Eleven - I'm sorry I just can't raise a vein anywhere else. Twelve - Mummy didnt tell me that ballet lessons were likes this! Thirteen - I wish people would read the small print on the insurance form, This is a standard De Sade Medical, so start moaning! Fourteen - Say Arghhh Fifteen - Nurse: This is the NHS... this is how we treat all our patients! your other leg will be raised in a minute and you will have to wait for hours for the results! Sixteen - Phoebe had to undergo an extensive physical when she returned to the Forum. Seventeen - Hmm lets see now is the left tuning and the right volume or vice versa ? Nurse Ratchet asked mischievously Eighteen - Oh don't worry, we will have these plumped up shortly, a quart in each should be enough the first time. Nineteen - "Now, this special sling will definitely give you a 'leg-up' over the other girls." Twenty - Assume Fox-TV watching positions ... a little to the left, try lifting your right ... perfect! Now don't move, either of you til Married With Children's over! Twenty-one - You're almost ready for your piercings. Twenty-two - I almost got it... hang on, I think I can tune in... oh.... that was Radio 4... bugger... hang on... Twenty-three - Nurse: Don't worry, with this new stretching routine, you'll be ready for that big day in no time. Twenty-four - So this is what they meant when they warned me that the fine tuning knobs were sensitive. Twenty-five - Mother told me not to come but i couldn t believe her . . . Twenty-six - You put your left leg up, your left leg down... hey, you suck at the hokey cokey, girl. Twenty-seven - "Nursing" Twenty-eight - This little piggy went to market... w/out permission So this other little piggy gets punished Twenty-nine - Alice began to have doubts that Nurse Jenny was in fact a real nurse!
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