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http://www.conservativecathy.com/wp-con ... 4x1024.jpg

Seriously??? :|

Didn't they realize this could lead kids to BDSM or was it their intention?
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Sometimes, the people that try to stop something they don't understand,
lead to some of the best 'toys' for the action they are tying to stop...
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I would consider use of this to be child abuse

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RGbargy wrote:I would consider use of this to be child abuse
I too would consider this child abuse.

Especially when you consider the 'encased child model' looks under 4yo, what kind of sick-minded imbecile would entertain the idea a child of that age is 'masturbating'? Christ there are some seriously messed up folks on this beautiful blue and green planet we share.

This product, brought to the world from the mainstream population who considers us and our adult-focused fetish/fantasy fun 'sick'. The irony staggers me beyond belief.



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Congratulations -- you've all fallen victim to the big practical joke: apparently (and thankfully) this product and the entire website which was behind it is fake!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-masturbation-cross has quite a bit about the satirical stopmasturbationnow.org website and Facebook page, this "product" and the Michael Moore produced film about the organization's mascot, Fappy the Dolphin -- which of course turned out to be a hoax.

The rest of their website is also pretty amusing in a warped way:

http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org/weat ... fe-levels/

"NASA...has been measuring the levels of masturbation particulates, semen droplets, and pubic dust in the atmosphere for the past ten years...." "Those living in areas of high SRR are advised to wear protective covering about their faces. Any open sores should also be dressed with fresh bandages and changed frequently. Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect."

http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org/mora ... sturbator/

Allegedly people who masturbate only wash their hands AFTER using the restroon, not before. "Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs, such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS. Next time you see someone washing their hands afterwards, in the restroom, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone."

More demented humor in the comments section about "good AIDS" vs. "bad AIDS."

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Somebody must have both made it and modelled it. It is sick, and not amusing

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Am I the only person who has bothered to use Google and done a little research to figure out what's actually going on here?!
RGbargy wrote:Somebody must have both made it and modelled it.
Yes, someone made it and got a kid to model it -- FOR (APPARENTLY) LEGITIMATE MEDICAL REASONS!*

http://www.quickmedical.com/olympicmedi ... oards.html

(That's the page for the "main" device -- click the other links for "accessories" to see the "arm immobilizer" shown in the original picture, among others.)

Some clever and/or creative person (with a questionable sense of humor) copied this particular picture (which now seems to be missing from the medical site's webpage, probably after the satirical photo went viral):

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/papo ... e_in_style

..."flipped" it 180 degrees, removed the original text and added their own, which is apparently poking fun at the religious right, anti-masturbation crowd that probably finds OUR kinky activities abhorrent as well.
RGbargy wrote:It is sick, and not amusing
Humor is subjective -- here's another forum full of people that gets the joke: http://www.freejinger.org/forums/viewto ... =8&t=22435

*I'm not a medical professional, and I'm not saying that this restraint system is a good idea -- but from my layman's perspective it certainly LOOKS like a more humane way of examining (for instance) an autistic child at the dentist's office than by whacking them in the head with a brick. :P

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Ooook! I guess those are the same guys that made this:

http://i.imgur.com/9GXljKr.jpg

But were is the original image coming from?
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Hypercat wrote:Ooook! I guess those are the same guys that made this:

But were is the original image coming from?
You're probably right; the language in the "ad" is awfully similar!

As far as where the image came from? I found the first one, I'll let someone else look for THAT one. In my opinion that picture comes a little TOO close to being illegal, and the sort of thing that people don't want to be caught looking for on the internet.

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I see your point. It doesn't seem photoshopped. I hope it's just a halloween's costume or that sort of thing.
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Hypercat wrote:I see your point. It doesn't seem photoshopped. I hope it's just a halloween's costume or that sort of thing.
Costume for another actual advertisement, apparently: "Your friends got unruly kids? Here's the perfect gift: Straitjacket for kids (now with cute cuddly bear design). Part of the ad campaign for TV Show Super Nanny by Brazil ad agency Publicis - via Ads of the World"

"Toys that teach how not to educate your child."


http://www.neatorama.com/2013/08/06/Str ... s/#!beNHK4


I think that's enough for this thread -- we have rules about underage members and are pretty strict about underage FICTIONAL CHARACTERS in "Author's Corner," so I don't think we need to be providing links to underage quasi-bondage.

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I agree with stephine cd in my opinion this thread should of never made it past the first post sorry but its better be safe than sorry with the world as it is today we all need to be careful what we post on adult boards or sites.
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