I'm a male in Massachusetts USA looking for thoughts re: how I can "dress up" like a Halloween decoration and position myself in my front yard so that I look like a decoration rather than a person wearing a costume. Possibly wearing something slightly skimpy, or wearing something unusual. (Possible thoughts I came up with are long bandages wrapped everywhere so I look like a mummy, or wearing JUST a sheet to look like a ghost.) Possibly involving a timed release so I am forced to "act the part" for a while. Need to find a comfortable position that I can stay in for the duration.
Front yard has a 3-rail split rail fence, a mailbox that is supported by a wobbly post that can be easily pulled out of the ground, and a tree with 3 trunks.
People have their decorations up, so I could do this any day between now and ... a few days after Halloween.
Thanks!